December 23, 2024

Yawn and Bear it: The Tedious Tale of 'Anyone But You

4/10

What’s a cinematic experience without that magic that glues your eyes to the screen and your hand out of the popcorn bucket? Well, folks, 'Anyone But You' is quite the lesson in longing for that absent enchantment. This 2023 romantic flick promised a trip down under with a sprinkle of love, laughter, and sun-kissed scenery. In theory, you have the perfect recipe for a rom-com delight. However, in practice, this dish was served undercooked and lukewarm.

Let's dive into the crux of why the film scores an unenthusiastic 4 out of 10 on the movie meter.

There's a threshold for cringe that when crossed, makes even the most stoic viewer squirm. 'Anyone But You' pole vaults over this line with room to spare. The dialogue felt like something out of a dramatic teenager's diary — complete with eye rolls, over-the-top metaphors, and characters so archetypal, they might as well wear signs stating their plot function. The film took itself seriously enough to make me wish it didn't. There's a certain grace in goofiness that can salvage a plot-driven narrative, but it was nowhere found here.

Speaking of plot, it ambled like a tortoise on sedatives. We meet Bea and Ben in the wake of what’s described as a 'captivating first encounter'. However, the only captivating thing here was why the sizzle fizzled faster than you can say “plot convenience”. The transition to a frosty misunderstanding wasn't just a temperature drop; it felt like an ice age had interrupted whatever fire was supposed to exist.

Then came the inevitable twist of fate — the dreamy Australian wedding. The setting had all the components of a cinematographer’s dream but somehow manifested into a viewer's mild nightmare. The picturesque landscapes that should have injected some vigor into the story seemed to have been as disinterested as our protagonists’ emotions.

Being cornered into a 'charade of coupledom' could have opened the gates to hilarious mishaps and heartfelt reconciliations. However, it became increasingly clear that the charm offensive launched by the film was largely unsuccessful. The sparks of romance that were supposed to reignite were at best, a series of damp squibs.

'Anyone But You' attempts to walk down the aisle of rom-com greatness but trips over its own screenplay. It wasn't driven enough by zany characters or whimsical set pieces to distract from a predictable plot, nor did the plot offer anything substantially fresh or gripping. It's like a dance number where the dancers are offbeat and the music's too slow — you can recognize the steps, but there’s no pleasure in the performance.

In conclusion, 'Anyone But You' is a well-intended romantic tale that, unfortunately, might resonate more with viewers yearning to test their patience than those seeking a lighthearted cinematic fling. If you’re in search of a rom-com with zest and charm, you might want to tell this one, “I'll see anyone but you."

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