December 23, 2024

Dino-drama Continues: Half Roar, Half Yawn in "Jurassic World Dominion"

March 31, 2024
5/10

There's a sense of nostalgic excitement that never fails to bubble up when a new installment of the Jurassic franchise stomps into theaters. The promise of prehistoric thrills, iconic characters, and an adventure that might just bring back that wide-eyed wonder of the original "Jurassic Park". Enter "Jurassic World Dominion", a movie that surely stirs the pot, but perhaps too vigorously, leaving us with a stew that's only half-cooked.

The golden trio of Neill, Dern, and Goldblum return, their presence on screen serving as a loving homage to the very roots of this colossal series. Watching them is like a reunion with old friends, their familiar personas, now weathered with time, grounding us in the lore of "Jurassic Park". They slide into their roles with an ease that feels like slipping into a pair of well-worn gloves – comfortable, reliable, and nostalgic. Too bad their charm and sterling efforts are like band-aids on a sinking ship, incapable of plugging the holes of a storyline that often sails into the murky waters of predictability and absurdity.

"Jurassic World Dominion" picks up with the now-not-so-small family of Owen Grady and Claire Dearing, who have extended their protective instincts to the intriguing Maisie Lockwood, in hiding. Maisie's youthful restlessness is a mirror many a teenager may peer into, her desires for freedom and identity clashing with the protective hold of her guardians. It's a plot line buzzing with potential, steering us into the meaty themes of autonomy and legacy. But then she disappears, kick-starting a rescue mission that sprawls across the movie's generous runtime. It sprawls a bit too languidly though, lingering on chases and narrow escapes that seem to hit the same beats we've tapped our feet to before.

The other half of the narrative is a tale of corporate greed and scientific ethics gone askew, a storyline that "Jurassic World Dominion" tries to sink its teeth into with eager gusto. Here, the dusty dynamic trio steps into the fray, their combined expertise poised to tear down the façade of Dodgson's seemingly untouchable empire. The threat of genetic power unchecked hangs heavy, a cautionary cloud that's been a staple in the ethical arsenal of the franchise. It's a story we're meant to devour with a spoonful of danger, but somewhere the seasoning is just off, the bite doesn't quite snap.

As for the action, it's as grandiose as one would expect from a franchise priding itself on being larger than life. The dinosaurs themselves are a spectacle, their scales and roars leaping off the screen in an orchestration of chaos that dances on the fine line between thrill and overindulgence. Yet, these prehistoric behemoths deserve a narrative arc that measures up to their grandeur, and too frequently, "Dominion" serves them short. It's akin to a decadent visual dessert following an underwhelming main course – you'll marvel at it, but it won't wholly satisfy your hunger.

In the balance of things, "Jurassic World Dominion" scores a 5 out of 10. A medley of moments that resonate with the beats of the past movies, filled with callbacks and familiar faces that hearten the Jurassic enthusiast in us all. It's neither a disaster nor a triumph. The legacy characters do their utmost, but even their tenacity and charm cannot fully anchor a sequel that sometimes seems adrift in its own ambition. Instead, what we get is vintage flavors wrapped in new-age foil, a meal that fills the plate but leaves one craving the zest of the original.

So, "Jurassic World Dominion" stands as cinematic comfort food, the kind you reach for out of love for the recipe while knowing full well it won't taste quite like the first time it was made. Let's call it an adequate affair – it doesn't fully roar to life, but it doesn't go extinct either. You'll leave the theater neither fully contented nor truly disappointed, and perhaps that's okay. Not every return to the Jurassic era can be as groundbreaking as the first, after all.

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