April 4, 2025

An Aquatic Adventure That Nodded Me Off: The Little Mermaid’s Middle-of-the-Road Return

March 18, 2024
5/10

Taking a dive into the 2023 rendition of "The Little Mermaid," I found myself swimming through a sea of contrasting elements—a soundtrack that bubbles with charm, set against a current that occasionally drags you down into the depths of drowsiness. The movie unfolds its tale with Ariel, a mermaid whose vibrant curiosity is as boundless as the ocean she calls home. She's a beacon of innocence and ambition, yearning to stretch her fins beyond the watery confines of her father's kingdom.

The musical aspects of the film are not to be underestimated. The songs soar with an uplifting quality that encapsulates both the enchantment of the sea and the hopes of our crimson-haired sea sprite. These melodic moments are when the film flickers to life, compelling viewers to hum along—undoubtedly, a testament to the time-honored Disney tradition of creating catchy soundscapes.

Alas, even the sweetest siren’s song cannot wholly salvage a journey when the vessel takes on water. Falling victim to this fate, "The Little Mermaid" occasionally succumbs to a lull, its waves of wonder unfortunately punctuated by pockets of lethargy where the narrative seems to float aimlessly, like driftwood in the doldrums. It was in these stretches where I found myself battling the tendrils of Morpheus, fighting to stay afloat in the wake of storytelling that sometimes sank into the sandbank.

Ariel's heart-tugging act of bravery, where she strikes a hazardous bargain with the sea witch Ursula, has always been a poignant fulcrum in her fairytale. Ursula's tentacled treachery and schemes are a whirlpool of potential peril. Yet, somehow, the movie doesn’t quite anchor us firmly enough to the emotional seabed. That isn't to say the film’s heart isn’t in the right place; it’s just that at times the splash isn't as mighty as one might hope for.

The portrayal of Prince Eric and Ariel's terrestrial encounters are sweetness embodied, but it’s a sweetness that sometimes lacks the zesty tang of compelling cinema. The two circle around the heart of a storyline that is iconic, yet those expecting surging tides may find the waters have calmed too much, resulting in an experience that lacks the full-bodied resonance we associate with heirs of the Disney dynasty.

As the waves settle and we reach the shore of conclusion, "The Little Mermaid" earns a solid score of 5 out of 10—a middling mark for a film that sings and occasionally sinks. It's a cinematic clam that holds inside it moments of pearlescent beauty, yet the overall catch isn't one that will be remembered as the prize of the deep. It's an 'okay, not bad' spectacle for those seeking a gentle sail rather than a thrilling odyssey.

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