In the realm of movies that draw on the tension between the tranquility of rural life and the disruption of modern encroachment, "Evil Does Not Exist 2023" envisions itself as a thoughtful contemplation but sadly trudges into the marshes of overrated cinema.

What starts as an intriguing premise with Takumi and Hana, our humble protagonists in Mizubiki Village, quickly devolves into a drama that is as sleepy as the mythical town it's set in. This movie had the potential to touch on the delicate balance of nature and urban expansion, the tug-of-war between progress and preservation; instead, it meanders through a narrative thicket that feels both presumptuous and uneventful.

The characters, who form the spine of any story-driven film, appear lackluster here, exhibiting as much depth as a puddle in Mizubiki's soon-to-be-built camping site. And while there might be fans who argue that its slow-burning nature reflects the film's thematic resistance to the fast pace of city life, to this reviewer, the film's snail-paced plot was more soporific than symbolic.

Moreover, "Evil Does Not Exist 2023" seems to operate under the assumption that its environmental subtext is sufficiently compelling to hold the viewer's attention. Sadly, this is a miscalculation, with its message lost in the haze of excessive dialogue and scenes that stretch on longer than the village's peaceful countryside.

Wading through the film feels like an exercise in patience as one waits for a narrative twist that never truly materializes. The frustration culminates in an ending that, while striving to be profound and open-ended, leaves one feeling cheated out of any pay-off for their time. Rather than an evocative whisper that prompts reflection, it feels more like a breath wasted on blowing out a candle that went out long ago.

In conclusion, while the film's title promises existential intrigue, the experience is not unlike the proposed camping site it critiques—manufactured, unnecessary, and ultimately, underwhelming. I bestow upon "Evil Does Not Exist 2023" a score not as evil, but certainly not good—a meandering 3 out of 10.