August 23, 2025

A Shiny Sixth Gear - 'Transformers: Rise of the Beasts' Review

March 18, 2024
6/10

As the tires screech and the metal clashes in the latest installment of the Transformers saga, "Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 2023" plunges us back into the well-oiled world of Autobots and Decepticons. Now, before I rev up my review engine and dive under the hood, let's coast into what this cinematic ride delivers.

With visuals that pop and dazzle like a freshly waxed Camaro, 'Rise of the Beasts' does not skimp on eye candy. Each frame throws you back in your seat as if you're watching the pinnacle of the July 4th fireworks. The CGI wizards have clearly put their back into it, and it shows. Explosions, transformations, and robot rumbles are as shiny and polished as you'd expect from a franchise that's had more than a decade to perfect the art of metal on metal spectacle. It's a sight for sore optical sensors, and that alone might be worth the price of admission for the series faithful.

On the road of production value, this movie is clearly cruising in the fast lane. Everything from the quaking sound design that makes you feel every crunch and blast, to the intricate designs of the new Maximals, pulses with that big-budget zeal. The '90s setting lends itself to a nostalgic vibe, complete with blockbuster grandeur that makes you remember when summer movies were larger than life. Blend in good, solid action sequences where cars flip, bots brawl, and humans duck for cover, and you've got the recipe for a Saturday matinee joyride. Stunts are performed with precision, chase scenes are orchestrated with gusto, and everything falls into place like a well-assembled jigsaw puzzle.

But it seems in ensuring the chassis sparkled, the engineers of 'Rise of the Beasts' didn't tinker as much with what's under the hood. Don't get me wrong, it's not a clunker, but it's not exactly revving into new, exciting territory either. While Anthony Ramos and Dominique Fishback offer strong performances, they can't always carry the weight of the less-than-sturdy script bolted onto them. At times the dialogue sputters like an engine running on yesterday's fumes, and you might find yourself yearning for the narrative to kick into a higher, more engaging gear.

Moreover, while we're steering through the story, the turns feel familiar, maybe a little too familiar? If you've taken a lap or two with the Transformers movies before, you'd recognize the roadmap. Intergalactic robot factions duking it out, a touch of human drama, and a race against time to save Earth - it's all there, competently executed, but lacking that nitro boost of originality. It's as though we're taking a scenic route through a place we've already visited rather than charting a bold new course.

To cap it off at a cruising 6/10 on the odometer, 'Transformers: Rise of the Beasts' is like that trusty car in your garage. It's not the jaw-dropper at the car show, but hey, it's not a bad ride, and sometimes, that's all you need for an enjoyable trip to the movies. So buckle up, grab your popcorn, and prepare for an eye-pleasing journey that doesn't veer off into uncharted territory but delivers a smooth cruise down memory lane with enough action to keep things moving at a pleasant pace.

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